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I am going to ambitiously begin DMing a DnD 4e game on Wednesday. I have two players and I am going to do a test run with the module provided in the Red Box. If all goes well this will become a regular thing.

Does anybody have any pointers?

Ever hear that song ‘Snake Farm’?

Wheat Bun
It just sounds nasty
Wheat bun!
It pretty much is
Wheat bun
It’s a wholegrain bread
Wheat bun!
Eeeeeeugh

…is what I was singing to myself as I ate my nasty ass sandwich at work today. I’m not exactly dieting, but I am trying to eat a bit healthier.

I don’t like it very much.

I attack with my…

So the other day I was playing with my DnD group and we began discussing what effects my buddy’s Dragonborn Ranger’s acid breath attach might have. Sure, the guys lose hit points, but what exactly is ‘acid damage’? Is it the same as a burn?

My younger brother, who was sitting in and rolling my dice for me that day (He wanted to see what DnD is all about and I gave him the dice to keep him involved in things.) suggested that acid damage would damage items, such as weapons, maps, clothes…

…our DM told us that this would mean the characters would be attacking au natural, with no weapons bonuses, this gradually devolved into some pretty immature humor.

Brother: I attack with my Claymore! It’s a two-handed weapon.

Me: You mean short sword, no! Dagger!

Brother: …

Me: Still, I’d rather see that coming at me than your mom’s big, floppy Bag of Holding…+1!!

It was, at the time, hilarious…totally side-splitting, but I think it loses something in the retelling.

Reblog if you have a person you could wait for the whole day to come online

napalmface:

miss-ferrous:

More Laughs Here

Have I reblogged this before

OH WELL TOO BAD IT’S STILL RAGING TRUE

Haha, sad but true.

This is Gillbear’s character Gray!

This is Gillbear’s character Gray!

Whish again.
Hindrances
Heroic Major - 2Curious Major -2Code of Honor Major -2-2 Cold Minor -1Vow (Can’t attack machines) Minor -1
Total -8
Edges
Slipstream Adjusted+2 Heat+1 ReachWeird Science
Agility +2Smarts +2Spirit +1Strength +0Vigor +1SkillsFighting +1Healing +1Investigation +1Knowledge: Weird Science +3Persuasion +1Repair +3Shooting +3Stealth +1Streetwise +1

Whish again.

Hindrances

Heroic Major - 2
Curious Major -2
Code of Honor Major -2
-2 Cold Minor -1
Vow (Can’t attack machines) Minor -1

Total -8

Edges

Slipstream Adjusted
+2 Heat
+1 Reach
Weird Science

Agility +2
Smarts +2
Spirit +1
Strength +0
Vigor +1

Skills
Fighting +1
Healing +1
Investigation +1
Knowledge: Weird Science +3
Persuasion +1
Repair +3
Shooting +3
Stealth +1
Streetwise +1

Whoosh or Whish the windsock dragon that I created for Savage Worlds. The campaign never got off the ground, but I had fun making the character.

Whoosh or Whish the windsock dragon that I created for Savage Worlds. The campaign never got off the ground, but I had fun making the character.

This was my avatar forever.

This was my avatar forever.